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(…) Syria is now the ultimate Sex Pistol-inspired Holiday in the Sun (the jihadi remix); a magnet to Libyans, Jordanians, Saudis, Algerians, Chechens, Af-Pakis, and even Brits with thick London accents. [2] 

They are fighting alongside Syrian Islamists such as this one, named Abu Bakr, who has just got his 15 minutes of fame on Reuters. [3] 

Asked about his future plans, Abu Bakr admitted, “I don’t want to immediately impose Sharia law and start cutting off people’s hands for stealing. I believe in Sharia. But if we force it on people, we will create fear. We have to assure minorities we will treat them well”. 

The operative word here is of course “immediately”. First we get rid of the bloody dictator and his evil regime. We save the hand cutting and the beheading of infidel Alawites, Christians, Druzes and Kurds for later. 

Compounding the farce of an FSA totally infiltrated by jihadis, and in the case of many gangs/brigades, actually dominating the whole thing, Western corporate media is taking no prisoners selling the notion that the CIA is on the ground just performing the innocent job of separating the FSA wheat from the jihadi chaff, arbitrating who gets suitcases full of US dollars. 

Believers take note; Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) are now on sale on Ebay. 

Apparently no one told US Secretary of State Hillary “We came, we saw, he died” Clinton about this jihadi monkey business. [4] 

She is adamant she will have none of this “disciplined, religious fervor, experience from Iraq” al-Qaeda eulogies. But then again, she will; Iran, after all, remains the Supreme Evil beyond any possible Axis; moreover, Washington needs a dependable someone to blame in the never-ending charade of the “war on terra”. 

So forget about the upcoming Kathryn Bigelow-directed flick glorifying the Osama bin Laden raid in Abbottabad. “We’re spending billions of dollars. We are still no closer to defeating our enemy”. [5] 

You don’t defeat your enemy; you seduce and co-opt him. Think of a remake of Billy Wilder’s iconic Sunset Boulevard, with Norma Desmond played by Osama bin Laden. “I used to be big. It’s the pictures that became small”. 

Jihadis of the world, you have nothing to lose but your collection of al-Zawahiri speeches on scratchy DVD. The time has come for you to go on a Hollywood pilgrimage, and finally crack the immortal line; “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr bin Laden”. Get ready to be swamped by rave reviews.” 

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